unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

windazure:

idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.

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sosa-parks:

Top 5 Hoe Quotes:

1. “I lose interest fast”
2. “I get bored easily”
3. “I’m a bad texter”
4. “I don’t have female friends”
5. “just doin me”

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